what is that?

what it is ... is say you need a pair of underwear fast

what you do is phone us here...
like say you're down at the super market
and you need some underwear fast...
we'll tell you what to do!

when they say, "paper or plastic?" - say "plastic!"
and bite off the corners, now pull them on!
you're "sport'n" - improvizational underwear!

or say you are at the record store!