what does stan support?

stan supports insignificance!
and stan supports you in supporting
your own insignificance, yea!

your own insignificance!

we'll help you support your insignificance
with our insignificance supporter!

our insignificance supporter supports you in supporting your own insignificance

"well, what is that?"

it's an athletic supporter with the word "insignificant"
embroidered on the front of the supporter

why?...... because stan supports insignificance