this week we are offering the scrambled egg sleeping bag.
it is not a commemorative product, commemorative means not real, not real means endangerment.

we had a problem. someone was caught up on the hell roaring plateau, and tried to crawl into the commemorative sleeping bag
and froze to death. and we can't have that.

so stan and I were feeling bad that someone would actually want to sleep in a commemorative sleeping bag. don't do it, don't try it.

so, instead we've come up with the newest product -
the scrambled egg sleeping bag.

so now, if you're up on the hell roaring plateau, and a blizzard sets in, you can crawl into the scrambled egg sleeping bag. well you say, what is a scrambled egg sleeping bag? why not just a regular sleeping bag? no, no, no, not an ordinary sleeping bag!

visualize this: you have a frying pan about ten feet round and you pour a shit load of powdered artificial eggs in, brown yellow eggs, and they rise about six inches and you fold that over, cut it up.

we send it to you, you don't have to do this.

the thing is....the beauty of the scrambled egg sleeping bag is.... you're on the hell roaring plateau and a blizzard sets in. you crawl into the scrambled egg sleeping bag. you're safe and warm, but then you're hungry, nothing eat, you forgot the food. well what do you do?

you've got about ten square yards of scrambled eggs.
your in hog heaven. if you like scrambled eggs.