are you old and bald and looking for a job?
feeling a little depressed?

well when you consult
stan's therapist in your pocket
your problem is over -

you get out the pen , now start to draw... hair! .....draw slowly ....draw each strand....

hey, you're looking good! give yourself a dave clark five doo ...
you've definately improved your appearance.

"hey", you say, "can't i just use my own pen?"

no way! everyone knows therapy involves a lot more than that: you have to sit around
in the waiting room for an hour or two before you get to talk to the therapist.

and that's where stan comes in. all of stan's pens have spent at least one hour
in the waiting room of a licensed therapist. stan's pens have done the waiting for you!