Late Night TV got you down?

Wish you had something better to do in the evening and not have to be all alone to do it?
Tired of running all the way out to the shop over every little job?
Say, you're watching Roy,  and there's noplace elegant to pile up the chips and dip? Or.........................
That bragadocio Norm get to rubbing your nose in every imaginable powah tool and you wish just once you had something Norm never had, or even knew he wanted, and couldn't think up for himself?
Well, here it is, the original and only, ....... The King's throne accessory for the Easychair Woodworker
        The Lapbench

yours, Scott